Est. — A Private Coffee House on Wheels
The Uncanny
House.
Crafted for Obsession.
A place for the curious, the indulgent, and those always looking for what's next.
A Brief Statement
We do not run a coffee shop. We run a house.
Enter The Uncanny House.
A place for the curious, the indulgent, and those always looking for what's next.
The satisfaction of a handcrafted drink.
The weight of a brass handle.
The crack of a pop top.
The anticipation before the first sip.
The moment a simple coffee becomes an experience.
Every detail, thoughtfully curated.
Every visit, Crafted for Obsession.
Every cup is pulled to order. Every obsession begins in small batches. Every release is limited. Once it's gone, it's gone. There is no franchise. There never will be.
01 — The Menu
Cold Brew, Lattes, The Dessert Parlor.
Five chapters, rotating weekly. Espresso pulled to order. Cakes baked in the dark hours.
02 — The Mascot
The Pumabilt.
A half-scale restored Peterbilt. Bone, brass & lavender.
03 — The House
Founding Steward Card.
Permanent Steward Numbers. 111 issued. Brass engraved.
Selected From the Menu
Five chapters. Rotating weekly.
Cold Brew Collection
Chapter
Slow steeped 18 hours. Served over hand-cut obsidian ice.
- Black Obsidian$7
- Brass Velvet$8
- Smoke & Honey$9
Specialty Lattes
Chapter
Espresso pulled to order. Every cup, crafted with intention.
- Espresso Brown Sugar$7
- Olive Oil Latte$8
- Obsidian Mocha$8
An Invitation
Step inside the House.
We open the door 111 times. Then we close it. Stewards are numbered for life.
Reserve a Founding Number