Founding Stewardship
Claim Your Steward Number
111 Founding House Stewards. One Opportunity. Never Offered Again.
Before The House officially opens its doors, we are inviting 111 Founding Stewards to help lay its foundation.
A Founding Stewardship is a one-time contribution of $1,000. It is not an investment or ownership interest in The Uncanny House. It is an invitation to become part of its story from the very beginning.
Once all 111 Stewardships have been claimed, Founding Stewardship will close permanently.
The Card

Claim Your Number
Reserve your place among the Founding Stewards.
The Privileges
Your Stewardship Includes
Nine curated privileges.
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Permanent Steward Number
Your Steward Number is reserved exclusively for you and will never be reassigned. It will be engraved on your brass Founder's Card and remain yours for life.
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The Founder's Brass Card
A numbered solid brass card crafted exclusively for Founding Stewards. Not a rewards card. A keepsake.
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Lifetime Founder's Privilege
Receive 48-hour priority access to every House Drop before it becomes available to the public. Whenever a Limited Drop is released, Founding Stewards are invited first.
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The Vault
The Vault is where The House keeps its secrets. Reserved exclusively for Founding Stewards, The Vault grants access to secret menu creations, off-menu drinks, retired favorites, experimental recipes, surprise releases, and other experiences that never appear on the public menu. Not everything belongs on the menu.
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Annual Founder's Experience
Each year, Founding Stewards will be invited to a private gathering featuring exclusive tastings, previews, and experiences created only for them.
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Your Place in The House
With permission, each Founding Steward's name or Steward Number will become a permanent part of The House through the Founding Stewards display.
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House Alerts: Founder's Priority
Receive announcements before the public whenever new House Drops launch, limited releases become available, pop-ups are announced, or new experiences are introduced.
- 08Coming Soon
Obsession Alerts
Be the first to know when an item from your Obsession List returns, when a new Weekly Drop matches your interests, when Reserve-only releases become available, and when seasonal favorites return.
- 09Exclusive
The House Chronicles
The story of The House is still being written. Receive exclusive entries from The House Chronicles, documenting the evolution of The Uncanny House through Pumabilt, future House Drops, new locations, milestone moments, and the ideas taking shape before they're introduced to the world. Available exclusively to Founding Stewards.
Why It Matters
Stewardship Matters
The Uncanny House is being built one thoughtful detail at a time. Every Founding Steward becomes part of that story.
Your Stewardship helps bring The House to life while securing your permanent place in its history.
Full Transparency
What Stewardship Is Not
Founding Stewardship does not provide ownership, equity, voting rights, or a financial return.
It is a one-time contribution that grants the recognition, privileges, and experiences described above while supporting the creation and growth of The Uncanny House.
The Uncanny House will be remembered.
The Founding Stewards will be remembered with it.